Hungry!

Hi! I haven't spoken with my imaginary audience for quite a while. Well, look out, I have some really riveting, thought-provoking stuff ready for you. Ready? Here it is: I'M STARVING. I've been ravenously hungry all day, and there's nothing good to eat. I had 3/4 of a shitty veggie omelette, two bowls of Golden Grahams, and now I'm scarfing down crackers. The reason is that we're going to a party tonight, which will involve drinks. Drinks on an empty stomach are never a good idea. Oh well; we'll see what happens.