In Dreams

Sorry if you don't like hearing about people's dreams, but I want to have a record of funny dreams. I had one two nights ago that I was listening to an NPR interview, and the hostess was like, "this young girl can not tell the difference between a square and a rhombus. However, since the last time we spoke, you have become sexually active, by way of masturbation. Is that correct?" "Yes, that's correct." "And about how many times have you masturbated compared to the 15,000 of Boutros Boutros Ghali?" Then I woke up. The other dream the next night was that a girl I worked with told me that I should be an egg dancer. Don't ask me what that is.