Oh my gosh: I read this article and just realized how much it sounds like some sort of romantic advice column. I didn't know "courting" particular voters was meant so literally. I mean, this covers everything from 'he just seems so distant', to 'maybe we just care more than he does', to 'well, even if his words come out wrong sometimes, his heart is in the right place.' This cracks me up; I never noticed it before, but now I'm going to look out for it. Maybe this will get me interested in this political race that, up until now, has been way too frustrating for me to pay much attention to. My theory so far: Ole Mitty the Mitten is playing hard to get because he learned from his pals that that makes girls crrrrraaazy! They'll just want you more--trust us! You'll have them eating out of your palms!
Other things I learned in the article: Ann Coulter just "had to seek him out," and John McCain--who didn't play as hard to get--would "regularly invite journalists" to party in his tour bus. slut. Oh, or maybe he's actually homosexual: "And he enjoys friendly interactions with television hosts like Sean Hannity..."
We'll see how this plays out. Personally, I have no interest in such cold-Ken-doll-like type of guys. I'd rather go for the intellectuals who charm me with their dry wit, interesting conversations, and romantic walks on the...oh, never mind...like that dreamy Barack. SWoON!
Dear Abby or Fox News
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