weirdos

Weird people make my day. This guy at work today (if it's even a real job!) was training with me, and we hadn't had a lunch even though it was after 2. I asked him if he had eaten lunch, and he said, 'I only eat once a day. If I drink beer tonight, I can't be eating too, my body just doesn't work like it used to.' what the...?! That's the dumbest reasoning I've ever heard!