Made-up Jokes

When I was about 9 years old, I made up a joke that was something like: What is a pig's favorite vegetable? Brussel snouts! Yesterday and today, I've been trying to make up jokes about elephants. Here is one I came up with: What do you call it when a girl named Ella writes? Ella-font! (is Ellie-font funnier?) The really bad one I came up with yesterday was: How does an elephant listen? Elephantatically. (like, instead of emphatically). and What does an elephant do when a story is too long? He truncates it. What is YOUR joke?