Yet another example of the "decline of civilization"

Idiocy It's a stupid ad anyway, but the fact that it bothers some people makes it seem like an article from The Onion. I almost couldn't finish reading it because it's just so asinine (may have to go on my asinine news blog). Best worst line: "I ain't no freaking chimp." If you are outraged over the idea of evolving from apes...there is just no hope for you. I am speechless.